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Surrealist.co.uk is full of tests to put your name on. This is how the different generators define Rikku...

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Rikku is a strain of bacteria that affixes to any flat surface! It shoots laser beams.

the advertising slogan generator

Let your fingers do the walking through the Rikku.
Builds Bonny Rikku.
Stimulation for body and Rikku.

battle robots

Rikku is a Robot that is fitted with Armour Plating and a Gatling Gun, runs on Nuclear Power, fires Shuriken, and has Three Metal Wheels and an Onboard iPod.

(.....you know, that sounds a little like Machina Maw...)

Dr.Unheimlich's Disease Registry

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Rikku's Lurgy
Cause: Running too fast
Symptoms: pustules, tree-climbing, tiredness
Cure: bleach

spammer name

Spokesmen M. Protrude

Giant Battle Monsters

Rikku is a Giant Lizard that swats Aeroplanes like Flies, cowers from Radiation, is Very Slow, was brought back from a Distant Volcanic Island, and moves at Great Speed

the Acronym Liar

FFCRS - Front-Facing Child Rikku System

The mechanical contrivium: Rikku

1. There are more than two hundred different kinds of rikku.
2. More people are killed by rikku each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
3. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their rikku!
4. Rikku can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
5. Rikku does not have toes!
6. Lightning strikes rikku over seven times every hour!
7. Rikku can use only about ten percent of her brain.
8. Neil Armstrong first stepped on rikku with his left foot.
9. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as rikku!
10. Rikku can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!